i fucked a WOMAN

I fucked a woman so hard my neighbor said he heard a cat being murdered.

She screamed so much I thought the building was on fire.

I fucked a woman and the whole block got a free show.

I fucked a woman and her dignity looked like a used napkin.

She came home and her dignity was missing, like it ran away.

I fucked a woman and her dignity got fired.

I fucked a woman and she felt like she was stuck in a box.

She walked out like she’d been run over by a truck.

I fucked a woman and now she’s the worst at Monday mornings.