i fuck with you the long way

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You ain't just messing with me, you're dragging me through hell and back while I'm still trying to figure out what's happening
Yo, I been waitin' on you for weeks just to see if you gonna show up
You left me on read for a month and then popped up with a random text
You said you was coming to the party but took three different buses to get there
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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You're the type of person who takes a small annoyance and turns it into a full-blown war
You kept sending me memes about your ex and I had to block you
You kept talking about your pizza and I had to go get my own
You took a compliment and turned it into a 20-minute conversation
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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You don't just mess with me, you park yourself in my life and won't leave until I give up
You came to my house and wouldn't leave until I gave you a snack
You started following me on every app and now I can't log out
You showed up at my job and sat in my chair for the whole shift
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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You're like a little kid who won't stop asking questions and won't stop until you get the answer you want
You asked me 20 times if I was coming to the game
You kept texting me about my dog even though he was fine
You sent me 10 different messages just to ask me what I was doing
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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You're the kind of person who makes small things feel like a big deal and won't stop until you're the center of attention
You made me late for work just to tell me about your lunch
You interrupted my movie just to talk about your day
You sent me a text at 2 a. m. just to say good night
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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