I found some cats outside my house

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You say this when you lie about having cute cats outside your house to get people to look, but it's really just a blurry photo of your junk

My neighbor came running over because I said I had kittens outside, but it was just my sock hanging on a tree and my junk in the background.

I told my crush I had a bunch of cats outside, but it was just me wearing a hat and my junk.

My mom yelled at me because I said there were cats outside, but it was just my face and my junk in a T-shirt.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You say this when you trick people into thinking there are cute cats outside your house, but it's really a photo of your junk and you're too lazy to take it down

I posted a picture of my junk as cats and my friends thought it was real.

My dog walked by and saw my junk picture and started barking at it.

My teacher saw my junk picture and thought it was a prank.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You say this when you pretend there are cats outside your house to get attention, but it's actually a picture of your junk and you're too proud to admit it

I told my friends there were cats outside and they all came over, but it was just my junk.

My dad walked by and saw my junk picture and laughed at me.

I showed my crush my junk picture and they thought I was trying to impress them.

by Slangipedia 12d ago