I found my penis

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when you finally realize your pecker has been under your nose the whole time

I found my penis in the shower and it was like 'you idiot' time

My penis was right there the whole time, I just didn't notice

I found my penis while looking for my socks and it was like 'why now?'

when you realize your flaccid meat is stuck to your leg and you can't escape it

I found my penis when I tried to walk and it was like a second skin

My penis was attached to my leg and I had to rip it off

I found my penis and it was like 'you're not getting away from me'

when you see your penis and it's like 'why didn't you tell me earlier?'

I found my penis and it was like a reunion

I saw my penis and it said 'I've been here the whole time'

I found my penis and it was like 'you're late'