I found Jah’s dad

I saw that guy at the gas station. He looked like Jah’s dad. And he smelled like old pizza.

That man at the gym was a weak, bald, flabby mofo. Definitely Jah’s dad.

I walked past a guy on the street. He was bald, smelly, and looked like Jah’s dad. I ran.

That guy at the park had saggy skin and wore a stained shirt. Jah’s dad, for sure.

The man at the bus stop had saggy skin and no style. Definitely Jah’s dad.

I saw a guy with saggy skin and no style. That had to be Jah’s dad.

That guy was so ugly, even Jah’s dad looked good next to him.

I saw a guy so ugly, I thought Jah’s dad was the best looking one.

That mofo was so ugly, even Jah’s dad looked like a model next to him.