I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK

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you just stared at the keyboard like it was your ex
I typed 'HELLO' and realized I was screaming at my laptop.
I sent my mom a message that said 'I LOVE YOU' in all caps and she thought I was mad.
I tried to text my crush and it came out like a yell.
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you kicked the laptop and it didn't help
I kicked my laptop because it wouldn't stop shouting at me.
I yelled, 'Why won't you turn off?' and it still said 'HELLO' like I was wrong.
I tried to hit the caps lock key with my fist and it just laughed.
3
you cried because the keyboard was mean
I cried because the keyboard said 'HELLO' and I thought it was my fault.
I sobbed into my hands because I couldn't turn off caps lock.
I blamed the keyboard for my failed text message and it was justified.
4
you asked the keyboard if it was having a meltdown
I asked the keyboard, 'Are you having a meltdown?' and it said 'HELLO' again.
I tried to calm the keyboard down and it just yelled louder.
I told the keyboard to take a break and it still screamed at me.
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you hit the keyboard so hard it gave you a bruise
I hit the keyboard so hard I got a bruise on my hand and it still wouldn't turn off.
I smacked the caps lock key like it owed me money and it didn't budge.
I pounded the keyboard like it was my enemy and it just yelled back.
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you sat there like a confused toddler
I just sat there like I didn't know what to do, staring at the keyboard like it was a puzzle.
I looked at the keyboard like it was my first day of school and I had no idea what to do.
I sat there like a confused toddler, waiting for the keyboard to give me the answer.
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