I forgort 🗿

I forgort my mom’s birthday but I still think I’m the best son ever.

I forgort my password but I still log in like I own the internet.

I forgort my ex’s name but I still text her twice a day like she’s my main ride.

I forgort my lunch but I still took a selfie with my empty plate like it was a trophy.

I forgort my friend’s address but I still showed up late and acted like I was on time.

I forgort my cat’s name but I still yelled at it like it was a crime.

I forgort my gym class but I still walked in like I was late on purpose.

I forgort my phone but I still waved at my friends like I was texting them.

I forgort my pants but I still stood up like I was ready for a fight.

I forgort my homework but I still sat at the front of the class like I was a teacher.

I forgort my date but I still showed up wearing a suit like I was going to a party.

I forgort my keys but I still stood outside my house like I was waiting for a parade.

I forgort my lines but I still stood on stage like I was the lead actor.

I forgort my lunch but I still acted like I was starving and it was a dramatic twist.

I forgort my friend’s name but I still called them ‘the one’ like it was a movie.