I Floop the pig

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When two guys are fighting with cards and one guy cackles like a madman and turns the pig into a pancake

I flooped the pig so hard the corn cried

That pig was a snack, now it's a snack for the pigs

He flopped the pig and the corn got a black eye

When two men battle with cards and one man goes full lunatic and makes the pig look like a flat tire

The pig got flopped so bad it had a flat tire

He flopped the pig and the corn was like 'I'm done'

That pig was a meatball, now it's a meatball for the pigs

When two guys play cards and one guy laughs like a hyena and smashes the pig into a meat pie

He flopped the pig and the corn was like 'I'm not coming back'

That pig was a snack, now it's a snack for the pigs

He flopped the pig so hard the corn was sore