i flood my basement

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When something gets you so worked up you leak like a broken toilet.
I flood my basement when I see my ex with a new guy at the mall.
My dog flooded my basement when he saw the mailman.
I flooded my basement when my mom told me I failed math.
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When you get so pumped you pee your pants and your basement turns into a lake.
I flooded my basement when I heard the final exam was canceled.
My brother flooded his basement when he got a 100 on the test.
I flooded my basement when my crush texted me back.
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When you get so exited you make your basement look like a swamp.
I flooded my basement when I got a scholarship to college.
My sister flooded her basement when she got into her dream school.
I flooded my basement when my dad said I could get a pet.
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When something hits you so hard you leak like a water main burst.
I flooded my basement when I found out I got into the prom.
My friend flooded his basement when he won the lottery.
I flooded my basement when my crush asked me to the dance.
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When you get so hyped you make your basement smell like a wet dog.
I flooded my basement when I got a new phone.
My brother flooded his basement when he got a new car.
I flooded my basement when I got a new video game.
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When you get so turned on you make your basement look like a pool.
I flooded my basement when I saw my crush in the hallway.
My friend flooded his basement when he got a kiss.
I flooded my basement when I saw my crush's new tattoo.
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