I Fell in Love With Mary Jane

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Getting high for the first time, like a silly kid who thinks weed is a magic potion that will make everything perfect and also make you laugh until you cry.

I smoked Mary Jane and immediately started crying because my mom’s chicken nuggets tasted like sadness.

I fell in love with Mary Jane because it made my math teacher look like a clown.

I tried Mary Jane and my dog started dancing like it was in a Broadway show.

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Smoking weed so much you think you're a superhero, but really you're just a sad kid who can't handle the pressure of being normal.

I fell in love with Mary Jane because it made my homework look like a joke.

I smoked Mary Jane and my neighbor thought I was possessed.

I fell in love with Mary Jane and my mom said I was a ‘weirdo’ for the first time ever.

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Getting high so hard you forget your own name and start talking to the ceiling like it’s your best friend.

I fell in love with Mary Jane and my ceiling started whispering secrets to me.

I smoked Mary Jane and my dog started talking back to me.

I fell in love with Mary Jane and my math teacher said I was ‘dumb’ again.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Doing so much weed you start thinking you’re a king, but really you’re just a kid who can’t handle the stress of school.

I fell in love with Mary Jane and my math teacher said I was ‘a waste of time’.

I smoked Mary Jane and my dog started singing opera.

I fell in love with Mary Jane and I forgot how to tie my shoes.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Smoking so much weed you start seeing ghosts and your dog thinks you’re a wizard.

I fell in love with Mary Jane and my dog started doing magic tricks.

I smoked Mary Jane and saw my math teacher turn into a ghost.

I fell in love with Mary Jane and my neighbor said I was ‘crazy’.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Getting so high you think you’re a god, but really you’re just a kid who failed math and now talks to the ceiling.

I fell in love with Mary Jane and my ceiling said I was ‘cool’.

I smoked Mary Jane and my dog started quoting Shakespeare.

I fell in love with Mary Jane and my math teacher said I was ‘a disaster’.

by Slangipedia 12d ago