I fell down some stairs

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what you tell your friends when you got your ass kicked and are too proud to say it. It’s the same excuse your grandma used when she tripped over the cat and broke her hip, but she still won’t admit the cat was trying to kill her.
I fell down some stairs. (said while nursing a broken nose and a bruised ego)
I fell down some stairs. (said after getting beaten up by a guy who looked like he just walked out of a jailbreak)
I fell down some stairs. (said while holding a bottle of painkillers and a bag of chips)
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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when you and a friend both think the same thing at the same time and it’s like a weird twin moment. It’s like when you both say the same thing at the same time and it’s so weird you both start laughing and it feels like a scene from a movie you’ve never seen before.
'I fell down some stairs.' 'I fell down some stairs.' (said while both of you were lying on the floor in a restaurant.)
'I fell down some stairs.' 'I fell down some stairs.' (said during a group project when both of you were pretending to be sick.)
'I fell down some stairs.' 'I fell down some stairs.' (said during a video call when you both accidentally fell off your chairs at the same time.)
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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