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When you explain a situation so crassly that the other person thinks you're talking about them and their dumb life.
'You know how it is when you're stuck in traffic and your kid throws up on your shoes?' 'Bro, that was me last Tuesday.'
'I had to eat cereal for dinner because I lost my keys and my wallet.' 'That’s my life every Friday.'
'You ever get so tired of your job you start yelling at the printer?' 'That’s my boss.'
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When you tell a story so gross that the other person thinks they're the main character in a horror movie.
'I woke up to my dog barfing on my pillow.' 'That’s my dog every morning.'
'I had to eat pizza for three days because I forgot my lunch.' 'That’s my kid.'
'I got fired because I yelled at the coffee machine.' 'That’s my boss.'
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When you describe a situation so stupid that the other person thinks it’s their dumbest moment ever.
'I tried to text my mom but I sent it to my dad.' 'That’s my life.'
'I got locked out of my house and had to climb through the window.' 'That’s my kid.'
'I tried to fix my car and now it won’t start.' 'That’s my dad.'
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When you explain something so obviously true that the other person thinks they're the only one who understands it.
'You know how it feels when your kid eats your dinner?' 'That’s my kid every night.'
'You ever get so tired of your job you start crying at the office?' 'That’s my mom.'
'You ever try to text your friend but you send it to your teacher?' 'That’s my brother.'
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When you describe a situation so loudly that the other person thinks they’re the only one who hears it.
'I yelled at my kid because he ate my lunch.' 'That’s my kid.'
'I got yelled at by my boss because I missed a meeting.' 'That’s my mom.'
'I yelled at the dog because it pooped on my shoes.' 'That’s my dad.'
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