i feel sorry for you

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You’re so bad at life I feel like I need to throw you a bone.
You failed your math test again and now you’re crying in the hallway.
Your dog ran away and you’re still wearing the same pants from last week.
You tried to text me and spelled 'hello' as 'helo'.
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I feel like I just saw you get hit by a bus and didn’t even get a snack.
You missed your bus and are now walking to school in the rain.
Your mom forgot to make dinner again and you’re eating cereal for the third day in a row.
You tried to impress your crush and said you can do magic, but you just spilled your juice.
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I feel like I need to hug you and give you a free pizza just to survive.
You’re crying in the lunchroom because your crush ignored your text.
You lost your phone and now you’re texting with your mom’s phone.
You tried to do a TikTok dance and looked like a confused potato.
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