i feel sorry

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When someone feels sorry, they feel like a doormat because something went wrong and they can't even blame you for it. It's like you tripped over a banana peel and now they think they're the hero.
I feel sorry for you, you looked like a confused puppy after that failed math test.
I feel sorry for you, your hair looked like a tornado had a fight with a comb.
I feel sorry for you, your pizza was soggy and you cried like it was the end of the world.
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Feeling sorry is when someone thinks they're being kind but they're actually being a pain in the neck. It's like you got pizza and they think they're helping you by giving you a side of guilt.
I feel sorry for you, you looked like you got hit by a truck and a bad grade at the same time.
I feel sorry for you, your dog ate your homework and now you're sad.
I feel sorry for you, your mom yelled at you for no reason and now you're crying.
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Feeling sorry is when someone is being fake and thinks they're helping you but they're really just trying to feel important. It's like you're drowning and they're throwing you a life preserver made of trash.
I feel sorry for you, you failed your test and now you're crying like it's a sad movie.
I feel sorry for you, your dog got lost and now you're sad and confused.
I feel sorry for you, your lunch was bad and now you're mad at life.
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When someone feels sorry, they think they're being cool but they're actually being annoying. It's like you're in a fight and they're trying to be your friend by saying you're sad.
I feel sorry for you, your dog ate your homework and now you're crying.
I feel sorry for you, you got a bad grade and now you're mad.
I feel sorry for you, your mom yelled at you and now you're sad.
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