Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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I feel like dog poop because I’m so tired and gross and my brain is melting.

I woke up at 3 AM and now I feel like dog poop.

After that party, I feel like dog poop and I don’t want to move.

I ate three pizzas and now I feel like dog poop.

2

I feel like dog because I’m so sad and my life is a disaster.

My crush didn’t text me back and I feel like dog.

I failed my math test and now I feel like dog.

My dog ran away and I feel like dog.

3

I feel like dog because I’m so angry and I want to punch someone.

My brother stole my snack and I feel like dog.

I got yelled at by my teacher and I feel like dog.

My mom said I’m messy and I feel like dog.

4

I feel like dog because I’m so tired and I want to die.

I stayed up all night playing video games and I feel like dog.

I ran a mile and now I feel like dog.

I had to do my homework and I feel like dog.

5

I feel like dog because I’m so embarrassed and I wish I was a ghost.

I fell off the stage and I feel like dog.

I said the wrong thing in class and I feel like dog.

I wore my socks outside and I feel like dog.