I feel like a god

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Like you're the boss of everything and you could snap someone's neck just for fun.

I got a 100 on the test and I felt like I could murder the teacher.

My dog ate my homework and I felt like I could punch a wall and it would apologize.

I got free pizza and I felt like I could make the whole universe pay for it.

You think you're so cool that you could walk into a volcano and come out with a trophy.

I aced the math quiz and I thought I could walk into lava and win a Nobel Prize.

I got a promotion and I thought I could eat a whole pizza by myself and still be awesome.

I won the game and I thought I could make the sky fall on my enemies.

You feel so high you could fart and make a mountain explode.

I got a perfect score and I felt like my farts could blow up the moon.

I beat my brother at video games and I felt like I could fart and make a dragon cry.

I got my first paycheck and I felt like my farts could make the ocean dry up.

You're so awesome you could make the devil cry and ask for a raise.

I got straight A's and I thought the devil would cry and give me extra credit.

I won the contest and the devil would probably beg me for a hug.

I ate the last slice of pizza and the devil came to my house with a complaint.

You're so powerful you could make the sun go to sleep just to take a nap.

I got first place and the sun went to sleep because it was tired of shining.

I got a new phone and the sun took a nap because it was jealous.

I ate the last donut and the sun said, 'I'm done for the day.'