i feel it coming

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A guy’s way of saying he’s about to explode in the worst way possible
'I feel it coming,' he said, then immediately dropped to the floor and screamed like a baby.
'I feel it coming,' he whispered, right before he blew his pants off in the middle of the grocery store.
'I feel it coming,' he yelled, and the whole class turned around to see him facepalming in shame.
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When your guts are about to let out a sound so loud it could wake the dead
'I feel it coming,' he said, then let out a fart so loud it scared the dog next door.
'I feel it coming,' she said, right before she farted in the middle of a Zoom meeting.
'I feel it coming,' he muttered, and the whole bus smelled like he’d been eating rotten eggs for a week.
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