I Farted A Healthy Smell

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I let one rip that smelled like a garden fresh from the dirt

My lunch was salad and I felt like a god

I farted and my friend said it was like a flower bloomed

I took a dump and it smelled like a summer breeze

I passed gas that could make a saint weep with joy

I farted and my dog started dancing

My mom said it was like a church bell rang

I let one rip and my teacher got distracted

I dropped a bomb that smelled like a picnic in the park

I farted and my friend said it was like a BBQ

I let one rip and my neighbor came over

I passed gas and my dog went crazy