I Farted A Healthy Smell

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I let one rip that smelled like a garden fresh from the dirt
My lunch was salad and I felt like a god
I farted and my friend said it was like a flower bloomed
I took a dump and it smelled like a summer breeze
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I passed gas that could make a saint weep with joy
I farted and my dog started dancing
My mom said it was like a church bell rang
I let one rip and my teacher got distracted
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I dropped a bomb that smelled like a picnic in the park
I farted and my friend said it was like a BBQ
I let one rip and my neighbor came over
I passed gas and my dog went crazy
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