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A loud, smelly announcement that you let out a fart, usually when you didn’t mean to, and it probably smelled like rotten eggs and your grandpa’s socks.

I farted so loud my dog ran out of the room screaming.

I farted during a Zoom meeting and my boss asked if I was okay.

I farted in my pants and my friend laughed so hard he cried.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A way to tell someone you just dropped something bad out of your butt, like a dirty sock or a piece of old pizza.

I farted and my mom said, ‘You’re gonna stink up the house.’

I farted during math class and the teacher gave me a detention.

I farted at the dinner table and my brother laughed so hard he fell off his chair.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Something you say when you fart twice, once was bad, the second one was worse, and you’re too proud to stop.

I farted, then farted again, and my dog ran out crying.

I farted during a movie and then farted again, and the whole theater turned on me.

I farted twice in my pants and my friend said, ‘You’re gonna die in there.’

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A fancy French way to say you let out a fart, and it was so bad it could be used in a movie with John Cleese and a hamster.

I farted and my friend said, ‘You just did the French thing.’

I farted during a movie and my friend said, ‘That was like Monty Python.’

I farted and my mom said, ‘You just did the hamster thing.’

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A phrase you say when you fart so much it becomes a lifestyle, like your name is ‘I Fart So Smelle’ and you have a Roblox account.

I farted so much my friend made a Roblox character called ‘I Fart So Smelle.’

I farted during a game and my friend said, ‘You’re like a Roblox legend.’

I farted and my friend said, ‘You should be on Roblox, you’re famous.’

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A smelly fart that comes out during sex, usually from a tough girl who doesn’t care if you smell like a rotten sock.

I farted during sex and my girlfriend said, ‘You’re like a sock.’

I farted during sex and my friend said, ‘That was wild.’

I farted during sex and my dog ran out screaming.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

What you say when you’re cooking something amazing, and you’re proud of it, until someone walks in and smells it and says it’s good.

I made pizza and said, ‘I farted so good.’

I made soup and my friend said, ‘You farted so good.’

I made cake and my dog said, ‘You farted so good.’

by Slangipedia 2d ago