Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I farded so hard on my boaner I could’ve doubled as a toilet.

My boaner was so messy I had to go to the hospital.

I farded on my boaner during math class and got sent to the office.

I farded on my boaner so bad my mom had to clean it up.

2

Fard is when your brain explodes from laughing too hard.

I farded so hard I had to take a nap.

Fard happened during my brother’s speech.

I farded while eating my lunch and spilled it everywhere.

3

You literally peed your pants because something was that absurd.

I peed my pants watching my dog chase a vacuum cleaner.

That movie was so weird I peed my pants.

I peed my pants when my teacher dressed up as a chicken.

4

That’s what Oscar said when he saw a goat wearing a hat.

Oscar said that when he saw a cow in a suit.

Oscar farded when he saw a duck wearing a crown.

Oscar said that when he saw a pig doing yoga.

5

I farded in the middle of a Zoom call because I saw a ghost.

I farded during a Zoom call and my boss saw it.

I farded while playing a video game and my friend laughed.

I farded on a Zoom call because my dog was dancing.

6

I farded so much it felt like I was eating a big fard.

I farded so much I had to take a break.

I farded during my lunch break and got a stomachache.

I farded so hard I almost passed out.