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When you’re so confused you think your brain is about to explode and you just yell nonsense at your coworkers

I failureresIts when my boss asked me to fix the coffee machine and I tried to code it.

I failureresIts every time my dog eats my homework and I have to explain it to my teacher.

I failureresIts when I try to text my mom and I write 'I love you' but it comes out as 'I love you in the shape of a donut.'

When you’re so lost you think you’ve been sent to another dimension and you just start screaming at the ceiling

I failureresIts when I try to do my taxes and I end up crying in the middle of the floor.

I failureresIts when I get lost on my way to school and I end up in the grocery store.

I failureresIts when I try to cook and I end up burning the house down.

When you’re so baffled you think your brain is a broken toaster and you just throw things at your friends

I failureresIts when my teacher asks me a question and I just start yelling random numbers.

I failureresIts when I try to play video games and I end up playing the wrong game for three hours.

I failureresIts when I try to talk to my crush and I just say 'I like pizza.'

When you’re so confused you think you’ve been trapped in a blender and you just start screaming at your phone

I failureresIts when I get a text from my dad that says 'Hey, I’m coming to visit' and I reply with 'I’m coming to visit you.'

I failureresIts when I try to text my friend and I end up texting my mom.

I failureresIts when I try to do my math homework and I end up drawing a cat.

When you’re so lost you think you’ve been adopted by a squirrel and you just start whispering to the walls

I failureresIts when my teacher asks me to read out loud and I read my dog’s name instead.

I failureresIts when I try to do my science project and I end up making a volcano that explodes in my face.

I failureresIts when I try to explain my day to my mom and I end up talking about my goldfish.