I facebooked your mum

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You told everyone your mum is a total flirt and probably a slag. It's like you're saying she's a walking mess.

I Facebooked your mum and said she's a walking mess.

Your mum's got more boyfriends than I've got problems.

I posted a photo of your mum with a guy and called her a slag.

You're bragging that your mum is so flirty she's probably been sleeping with your dad's best friend.

Your mum's got more flirts than my mum's got boyfriends.

I Facebooked your mum and said she's been cheating on your dad.

Your mum's flirting so much she's got a new boy every week.

You're telling everyone your mum is so hot she's got boys fighting over her like she's a prize.

I Facebooked your mum and said she's got more boyfriends than I've got friends.

Your mum's so hot, boys are fighting over her like she's a prize.

Your mum's got more boyfriends than my mum's got problems.