Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Only a loser who thinks they're cool says 'I Exist.' It's like the 11-year-old version of being dramatic.

'I Exist' is what I said before I got called a baby.

My friend said 'I Exist' and got laughed at by the whole class.

I texted my mom 'I Exist' and she said 'You exist because you were born, dummy.'

2

It’s the most basic question ever. Why do you exist? Who knows? Just answer it or I'll make your life miserable.

'Why do I exist?' I asked my teacher. She said 'Do your homework.'

My dog asked me why I exist. I told him to shut up.

My friend asked me why I exist. I said 'Why do you?'

3

No one has a clue why you're here. Just be glad you're not the reason the world is going to end.

'There’s no reason I exist,' I said. My dad said 'That’s why you exist.'

I don’t know why I exist. I just exist and that’s it.

My friend said there's no reason he exists. I said 'Then why are you talking to me?'

4

I know the answer but it's going to cost you a ton of v-bucks. Pay up or I'll never tell you.

'I know why you exist,' I said. 'But you have to pay me 99999999999999 v-bucks.'

My friend said he knew the answer but he wanted 99999999999999 v-bucks.

I said I had the answer but you had to give me v-bucks or I'd keep it to myself.

5

I don’t know why I exist. Why do you? Why does anything? It’s the worst question ever asked.

'Why do I exist?' I asked. 'Why do you?' my friend asked back.

I said I didn’t know why I existed. My brother said 'That’s why you exist.'

Why do I exist? I don’t know. Why does the sky exist? Who knows?

6

You're here because your parents made a mistake or a choice. No one cares and you should stop worrying about it.

'You're here because your parents made a mistake,' I said. 'That’s why I’m here.'

My mom said I was a mistake. I said 'That’s why I exist.'

My dad said I was a decision. I said 'That’s why I exist.'

7

I want to erase myself from the planet. Life is the worst and I'm so depressed I can't even think straight.

'I want to erase myself from the planet,' I said. 'Life is the worst.'

I said I hate life. My friend said 'That’s why you exist.'

I’m so depressed I can’t even remember why I exist.