I eat you

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I eat you is Turkish slang. It means you think someone is so hot, you’d probably swallow them whole if they asked nicely.

I eat you, bro. You look like a burger I could eat for lunch.

I eat you like you’re my second breakfast.

I eat you so hard, your mom’s gonna call the cops.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A political part and catch phrase made by Aisle Five’s very own Albert Bigginz (THAT’S ME BITCH). He made it during a rhyme. It means absolutely nothing, but it sounds cool.

I eat you, like, totally. What does it even mean?

I eat you, bro. It’s just a fancy way of saying nothing.

I eat you, I eat you, I eat you, still don’t know what it means.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A metaphor that means something is so cute, you’d eat it up. It’s also terrifying, because now you’re a monster.

I eat you, like, you’re so cute I’d eat you for dessert.

I eat you, I’d eat you, I’d eat you like a taco.

I eat you, and now I’m a monster.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Eating spaghetti on the pot is the worst sin. Being accused of it makes people cry. Especially female streamers when you say it in their chat.

I eat you, and you’re eating spaghetti on the pot? You’re a monster.

I eat you, and now I’m crying in my chat.

I eat you, and you just ruined my stream.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

She wants to suck you up. Like, really suck you up. You’re going to be a smoothie.

I eat you, like, she’s going to suck you up like a smoothie.

I eat you, and now I’m a smoothie.

I eat you, she’s going to drink you like a juice box.

by Slangipedia 11d ago