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a dude who saw some guy blow a load in a fancy eatery he’s also a brainy guy and smells like a rotten fart bomb
I saw that guy eat a whole plate of spaghetti and then puke in the soup
He told the waiter to bring him more wine and then peed in the champagne
He laughed so hard he farted in the face of the mayor
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a human who saw someone take a dump in a restaurant he’s also a clever guy and smells like a fart factory exploded
He watched the kid drop his hot dog in the salad and then took a dump on the floor
He told the waitress he wanted a steak and then peed in the soup
He was so smart he could solve a math problem while farting in the lobby
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a guy who saw someone go number two in a fancy place he’s also a brainy dude and smells like a fart storm
He saw the man eat a whole cake and then take a dump on the table
He asked for a burger and then peed in the ketchup
He solved a riddle while fartin’ in the middle of the restaurant
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