I Eat Those

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Your punches are like wet tissue paper. I eat those like they’re free candy.
Yo, I just got hit by a pillow. I eat those.
He threw a punch like a toddler. I eat those.
That slap was softer than a grandma’s hug. I eat those.
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You did something so amazing, I want to eat your failures for breakfast.
That dunk was so good, I eat those.
You just turned my life upside down. I eat those.
You failed at life, and I ate it. I eat those.
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Life is weird, and Max made it weirder by spilling beans on Frank’s pants.
Max spilled beans on Frank’s pants. Life is weird.
Frank’s pants were stained like a crime scene. Life is weird.
Max’s beans made Frank cry. Life is weird.
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