i eat sand

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I’m a chicken lover and math makes me want to scream and throw my lunch

I eat sand because algebra is like torture and I still think pizza is a real food.

I eat sand every time my math teacher says ‘x’ and I think he’s talking to my dog.

I eat sand because I love chicken and math is the reason I failed sixth grade.

You’re one of my emo friends who think sand is a snack and get mad when people laugh at you

I eat sand because I’m emo and I think everyone should know it, even if they laugh at me.

I eat sand in the hallway and yell at my friends when they call me ‘emo’ like it’s a bad thing.

I eat sand because I’m sad and my friends don’t get it and I hate them for it.