I eat poop for a living

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a person who eats poop for cash and thinks they're special

I eat poop for a living and still get paid less than my boss

I eat poop for money and my coworkers think I'm a weirdo

I eat poop for a living but I still take lunch breaks

a person who shoves poop in their mouth for cash and doesn't care about the smell

I eat poop for a living and my breath smells like a septic tank

I eat poop for money and my coworkers avoid me in the breakroom

I eat poop for a living and I still take pride in my work

a person who gets paid to eat poop and still thinks it's a cool job

I eat poop for a living and I'm still happy about it

I eat poop for money and I don't even care about the mess

I eat poop for a living and I still bring my lunch to work