Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who accidentally eats their own Sh! t without knowing it.

My mom said I eat map every time I try to eat cereal for breakfast.

He just said 'I eat map' after licking the bowl and not washing his hands.

She confessed to eating map during a group project because she was too lazy to clean up.

2

When someone is so clueless they think their Sh! t is a snack.

My brother said he eat map because he thought it was chicken nuggets.

At the party, she ate map and didn't even notice.

He said he eat map because the toilet was out of order.

3

A person who eats their own Sh! t without realizing it's their own.

She said she eat map because the toilet was blocked and she didn't want to wait.

He was eating map and didn't know it was his own Sh! t.

My dad said he eat map because he thought it was a new flavor of ice cream.

4

Someone who eats their own Sh! t without knowing what it is.

He eat map and thought it was a snack from the vending machine.

She was eating map and said it was the best lunch she ever had.

My sister eat map and didn't realize it was her own Sh! t.

5

When you eat your own Sh! t and don't know you're doing it.

He was eating map and thought it was a burger.

She said she eat map because it tasted like pizza.

My brother eat map and said it was the best meal he ever had.

6

A person who eats their own Sh! t and acts like it's a gift.

He said he eat map because it was a special treat.

She ate map and said it was the best part of the day.

My dad eat map and said it was a brand new flavor.