Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I don’t care if Jane Fonda is in a tank top, I’m eating lasagna and she can kiss my ass.

Jane Fonda can do sit-ups all day, I’m gonna eat lasagna and laugh.

Jane Fonda’s workout is a joke, I’m having lasagna and she’s just a side dish.

2

Jane Fonda’s legs are fake, I’m eating real lasagna and she’s just a distraction.

She’s doing leg lifts, I’m doing lasagna lifts and I win.

Jane Fonda’s workout is for people who can’t eat lasagna.

3

Jane Fonda can go to hell, I’m eating lasagna and I’m going to heaven.

She’s doing her 50s workout, I’m doing my 500s lasagna meal.

Jane Fonda’s on the floor, I’m on the couch with a plate of lasagna.