I eat kids

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I eat kids like a monster in a snack bar just chewing up little humans for fun

My lunch is a kid. No joke.

I didn't snack on a kid. I took a bite of a kid.

I'm not hungry. I'm just bored and I have a kid in my mouth.

I eat kids because they're tiny and I have a big mouth and a bigger appetite

I had a snack. It was a kid.

I'm not full. I just swallowed a kid.

I'm not a monster. I'm a kid-eating beast.

I eat kids because they're easy to swallow and they don't fight back like adults

I didn't eat a kid. I just ate a kid.

I had a meal. It was a kid.

I'm not hungry. I'm just eating kids for breakfast.