Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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I chew up people like they're my dinner and I don’t give a damn if they’re still alive.

My ex is my main dish and I eat him every Friday.

I bit my coworker’s face off during lunch.

I told my boss I’d eat him if he didn’t give me a raise.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

2

I don’t just eat people, I make them my snack and laugh while I do it.

I nibbled my neighbor’s ear during a movie.

My crush is my favorite snack and I eat him every day.

I bit my dog’s head off because he was annoying.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

3

I swallow people whole and don’t even flinch if they scream.

I swallowed my mom whole during a fight.

I ate my friend’s brain for breakfast.

I drank my teacher’s blood like it was soda.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

4

I like my people raw and I don’t care if they’re still moving.

I ate my brother raw in the backyard.

I bit my friend’s arm off and laughed.

I told my crush I’d eat him if he didn’t ask me out.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

5

I don’t just eat people, I make them my side dish and I love it.

I ate my little brother for dinner and he was my favorite.

I nibbled on my best friend’s face during a party.

I told my crush I’d eat him if he didn’t like me.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

6

I chew people up and spit them out like they’re my trash.

I bit my teacher’s face and then spit it out.

I chewed my crush up and then threw him away.

I told my mom I’d eat her if she didn’t give me money.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

7

I don’t just eat people, I make them my dessert and I don’t care if they’re still alive.

I ate my crush for dessert and he was delicious.

I bit my neighbor’s head off and called it my favorite treat.

I told my mom I’d eat her if she didn’t give me cake.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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I don’t just eat people, I make them my breakfast and I don’t even flinch if they scream.

I ate my dad for breakfast and he was my favorite.

I bit my brother’s face off while he was still sleeping.

I told my crush I’d eat him if he didn’t say yes.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

9

I don’t just eat people, I make them my lunch and I laugh while I do it.

I bit my lunch lady’s face off and laughed.

I ate my crush for lunch and he was delicious.

I told my teacher I’d eat him if he didn’t give me a pass.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

10

I don’t just eat people, I make them my dinner and I love every single bite.

I ate my mom for dinner and she was the best.

I bit my dad’s head off and called it my favorite meal.

I told my crush I’d eat him if he didn’t ask me out.

by Slangipedia 12d ago