I eat ass.

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A man saying 'I eat ass' is like saying he's the dirtiest, most shameless person in the room. It's a pickup line so low it's practically illegal.
'I eat ass,' he said, like it was the most normal thing ever.
He said 'I eat ass' in the middle of a group chat. No one replied.
He walked up to me and said, 'I eat ass.' I didn't know what to do.
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When you say 'I eat ass,' you're basically telling someone you'd suck their butt for fun and profit. No questions asked.
'I eat ass,' he said. I thought he was joking. He wasn't.
She said 'I eat ass' to my dad. He didn't know what to say.
He texted me 'I eat ass.' I blocked him.
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Saying 'I eat ass' is like getting caught with your pants down. You're proud of it. Everyone else is confused.
'I eat ass,' he yelled in the hallway. The whole school heard.
I got caught eating ass in the hallway. I said, 'I eat ass.'
She got caught eating ass in the pool. She said, 'I eat ass.'
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That doctor guy, Jay 'That Dude' Perez, said 'I eat ass,' and it became a legend. Now it's stuck in our heads forever.
Jay 'That Dude' Perez said 'I eat ass' in a hospital. No one forgot it.
He said 'I eat ass' in a commercial. It was unforgettable.
He said 'I eat ass' on TV. People still talk about it.
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When an American says 'I eat ass' on Instagram, it's not just a message. It's a declaration of war.
He DMed me, 'I eat ass.' I replied with a middle finger.
She posted 'I eat ass' on Instagram. I commented, 'You’re crazy.'
He said 'I eat ass' on Instagram. I followed him. Now I can't unsee it.
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Kevin Hart said 'I eat ass,' and now we all have the 'I Don’t Eat Ass Face.' It’s a look of pure confusion and betrayal.
Kevin Hart said 'I eat ass,' and now I have the 'I Don’t Eat Ass Face.'
She said 'I eat ass' in front of her boyfriend. He gave her the 'I Don’t Eat Ass Face.'
He said 'I eat ass' at the party. Everyone gave him the 'I Don’t Eat Ass Face.'
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You can say 'I eat ass' while eating someone’s butt in the bath, pool, or shower. It’s like a song. It’s like a ritual.
I said 'I eat ass' while eating her ass in the shower. It was like a song.
He sang 'I eat ass' while eating my ass in the bath. It was weird.
She said 'I eat ass' while eating his ass in the pool. It was legendary.
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