I dropped my napkin!

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A total excuse for letting out a fart so loud it could wake the dead and make your cousin cry.
My aunt said, 'I dropped my napkin!' after her fart echoed through the entire church during the sermon.
At the buffet, my uncle yelled, 'I dropped my napkin!' right after he farted so loud the soup spilled.
My grandma claimed, 'I dropped my napkin!' when her fart made the dog run out of the room.
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A lie you tell when your butt lets out a fart that could be heard in another state.
At the family reunion, my cousin shouted, 'I dropped my napkin!' after his fart made the baby scream.
During the movie, my brother said, 'I dropped my napkin!' when he farted so loud the popcorn flew.
My dad said, 'I dropped my napkin!' when his fart made the whole restaurant laugh.
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A weak excuse to cover up a fart that could knock someone out.
At the dinner table, my mom said, 'I dropped my napkin!' after her fart made my uncle fall off his chair.
During the car ride, my brother yelled, 'I dropped my napkin!' after his fart made my sister gag.
At the park, my uncle said, 'I dropped my napkin!' when his fart made the pigeons fly away.
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