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A total excuse for letting out a fart so loud it could wake the dead and make your cousin cry.
My aunt said, 'I dropped my napkin!' after her fart echoed through the entire church during the sermon.
At the buffet, my uncle yelled, 'I dropped my napkin!' right after he farted so loud the soup spilled.
My grandma claimed, 'I dropped my napkin!' when her fart made the dog run out of the room.