i drink so i am...

I didn’t wake up. I got a beer. Now I’m here.

I tried to think. My brain was empty. I drank. Now I’m full and stupid.

I came home drunk. I didn’t know who I was. But I knew I had a beer.

I walked in. I had no idea who I was. I drank. Now I know I’m awesome.

I had a meeting. I forgot my name. I had a drink. Now I’m the boss.

I was sad. I had a drink. Now I’m happy and loud.

I didn’t feel anything. I had a drink. Now I feel everything and nothing.

I sat down. I had a sip. Now I’m on my feet and screaming.

I was tired. I had a drink. Now I’m dancing in the middle of the street.