I Dream of Jeannie

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I Dream of Jeannie is the best show ever made. It’s so good, it makes your brain feel like it’s been dipped in glitter and then yelled at.

Man: 'Why did you turn that boy’s mom into a goose?' Jeannie: 'Because she was a goose.' Man: 'Duhhh.'

Girl: 'Why is Jeannie turning people into animals?' Boy: 'Because she’s a magic genie and she’s got a vendetta against humans.'

Person: 'Jeannie’s the best.' Other person: 'No, she’s the bestest.'

I Dream of Jeannie is the only show that could make a goose look cool. And that’s saying something.

Man: 'Why did you make her a goose?' Jeannie: 'Because she was a goose.' Man: 'You’re a goose.'

Person: 'Jeannie’s magic is so strong, it turned my brain into a goose.'

Girl: 'Jeannie’s better than my mom.' Boy: 'Your mom is a goose.'

I Dream of Jeannie is the show that makes you laugh so hard, you might turn into a goose. No one wants that.

Man: 'Why is she a goose?' Jeannie: 'Because she was a goose.' Man: 'I hate goose logic.'

Person: 'Jeannie turned my brain into a goose.' Other person: 'That’s not a problem. That’s a promotion.'

Boy: 'Jeannie’s magic is the best.' Girl: 'No, it’s the goose-iest.'