I don't wike it

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This phrase was said by the greatest Chris of all time, Chris Evans, but he said it like a 10-year-old who just got yelled at by his mom. He turns 'I don't like it' into 'I don't wike it' because he's too lazy to use his tongue properly. It's like he's saying it with a mouth full of glitter and sour candy.
Chris Evans said 'I don't wike it' while eating a giant cupcake in the middle of a press conference.
His nephew said 'I don't wike it' while throwing a tantrum in the back of a limo.
He said 'I don't wike it' to Jeremy Renner while trying to convince him to wear a hat.
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Chris Evans says 'I don't wike it' like he's got a broken keyboard and a hangover. It's the worst way to say 'I don't like it' and he does it just to annoy everyone. It's like he's trying to make people lose their minds.
He said 'I don't wike it' during an interview, and the camera guy nearly fainted.
He said 'I don't wike it' to his mom, and she gave him the eye.
He said 'I don't wike it' in a movie, and the director almost threw a chair.
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Chris Evans says 'I don't wike it' like it's a curse. He says it so much that it might actually become a real thing. It's the worst way to say 'I don't like it' and he says it like it's a spell he learned from a wizard.
He said 'I don't wike it' to a fan, and the fan started crying.
He said 'I don't wike it' to his dog, and the dog ran away.
He said 'I don't wike it' in a tweet, and the internet lost its mind.
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