Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lie men tell when they’re actually looking for butt sex in the dark

'I don’t watch movies, I just stare at the ceiling.'

'I don’t watch movies, I watch boys.'

'I don’t watch movies, I watch boys in the dark.'

2

What guys say when they’re really trying to find a guy to snuggle with

'I don’t watch movies, I just snuggle with boys.'

'I don’t watch movies, I snuggle with boys in the dark.'

'I don’t watch movies, I snuggle with boys in the dark and it’s amazing.'

3

A man’s excuse for not watching movies and just staring at other men

'I don’t watch movies, I just look at other men.'

'I don’t watch movies, I look at other men and it’s like a movie.'

'I don’t watch movies, I just look at other men and it’s better than any movie.'

4

A man’s way of saying he just wants to feel up other men instead of watching movies

'I don’t watch movies, I just feel up other men.'

'I don’t watch movies, I feel up other men and it’s better.'

'I don’t watch movies, I just feel up other men and I don’t care.'

5

A man’s way of saying he doesn’t watch movies, he just watches boys

'I don’t watch movies, I watch boys.'

'I don’t watch movies, I watch boys and I like it.'

'I don’t watch movies, I watch boys and I’m happy.'

6

What a man says when he’s really just looking for a guy to cuddle with

'I don’t watch movies, I just cuddle with guys.'

'I don’t watch movies, I cuddle with guys and it’s amazing.'

'I don’t watch movies, I just cuddle with guys and I’m happy.'