I don't want to call you

I don’t want to call you because I’m too tired to be mad

You’re not worth the effort of picking up the phone

I’d rather eat my own foot than talk to you

I don’t want to call you because you’re too weak for my energy

Your voice sounds like a dying cat

I’d rather scream into a pillow than talk to you

I don’t want to call you because my life is already a disaster

You’re too much for me to handle

I’d rather punch a wall than hear your voice

I don’t want to call you because I’m saving my battery for a real fight

You’re not important enough to drain my phone

I’d rather text a goat than talk to you

I don’t want to call you because I’m too busy being awesome

You’re stuck in your mess while I’m out here being cool

I’d rather talk to a robot than deal with you

I don’t want to call you because I’ve got better things to do

You’re not important enough to bother me

I’d rather watch paint dry than talk to you