I don't want to be fat

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I don't want to be fat. I'm already a walking burger. You try eating three meals a day and then crying into a bag of chips.

Bro I'm a walking burger. You try eating three meals a day and then crying into a bag of chips

I'm a walking burger and I'm not even proud of it

I'm a walking burger and I'm gonna cry into a bag of chips if I eat one more snack

I don't want to be fat. My pants are already screaming at me. Maybe try lifting weights or throwing your cousin out the window.

My pants are screaming at me and I'm not even mad

I tried lifting weights and my pants still screamed

I threw my cousin out the window and my pants still screamed

I don't want to be fat. I'm already a lard bucket. Maybe try running or yelling at your mom for giving you cake for breakfast.

I'm a lard bucket and I'm not even sad

I ran and my lard bucket got even lardier

I yelled at my mom for giving me cake for breakfast and I still got fatter