I don't swing that way

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You’re saying you ain’t gay or lesbian and you’re probably mad at the person who asked you.

Bro, I don’t swing that way. I’m not even into the whole 'swinging' thing, bro.

Why’d you ask me that? I don’t swing that way, I just swing and hit the ball into the lake.

I don’t swing that way, and I don’t swing that way in a group of 10 people either.

You’re saying you don’t do something and you’re probably gonna laugh at the person who told you to do it.

I don’t swing that way. I just swing and hope it doesn’t hit my mom.

I don’t swing that way. I swing like a drunk man who just got fired.

I don’t swing that way. I swing like my grandfather did.

You’re saying you’re not gay and you’re never gonna be and you’re probably gonna tell someone else they’re stupid.

I don’t swing that way. I’m not gay, and I don’t like the way you swing either.

I don’t swing that way. I don’t swing that way and I don’t swing that way in public either.

I don’t swing that way. I don’t swing that way and I don’t swing that way when I’m drunk either.

You’re telling the golf pro to shut up and go hit some balls yourself.

I don’t swing that way. I just swing and hope I don’t hit my dad.

I don’t swing that way. I swing like I just got fired and I don’t care.

I don’t swing that way. I swing like I’m trying to hit the moon.