i don't speak pineapple

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a stupid way to say you're confused and too lazy to explain it

Bro, I don't speak pineapple. Just stop talking.

Why are you yelling at me? I don't speak pineapple.

I don't speak pineapple. Go eat a sandwich.

a fancy way to say you're too dumb to get what someone is saying

I don't speak pineapple. You’re speaking a different language.

I don’t speak pineapple. You’re speaking trash.

I don’t speak pineapple. You’re speaking to a donkey.

what you say when you're being a idiot and don't want to admit you're lost

I don’t speak pineapple. I’m not lost, I’m just chill.

I don’t speak pineapple. I'm just pretending to be smart.

I don’t speak pineapple. I’m the king of confusion.

a weird way to say you're confused and don't want to talk about it

I don’t speak pineapple. I’m just going to play video games now.

I don’t speak pineapple. I’m done with your nonsense.

I don’t speak pineapple. I’m going to sleep.

a dumb excuse to avoid answering a question or talking to someone

I don’t speak pineapple. I don’t want to answer.

I don’t speak pineapple. I’m avoiding you.

I don’t speak pineapple. I’m being a coward.