I don't speak baguette

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A stupid way to say you don't know French and you're too lazy to learn it.

'I don't speak baguette' said my cousin when I asked him to translate the menu for me.

My teacher yelled, 'I don't speak baguette!' when I used the wrong word on the test.

He texted me, 'I don't speak baguette, so I'm eating pizza.'

A fancy way of saying you're too dumb to understand French and you're not even trying.

She said, 'I don't speak baguette,' when the waiter asked her if she wanted cheese with her bread.

My friend said, 'I don't speak baguette,' when he got lost in France.

He messaged me, 'I don't speak baguette, so I'm just going to scream at the restaurant.'

A rude way to say you don't know French and you don't care if people think you're an idiot.

He yelled, 'I don't speak baguette!' when the French guy asked him if he wanted more wine.

My sister said, 'I don't speak baguette,' and then she ate the whole baguette by herself.

He sent me a DM: 'I don't speak baguette. I'm just going to eat croissants and be mad.'