i don't send

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A girl (or sometimes a guy) who acts like they’re too good to send nudes, even though they’re probably lying.
'I don’t send', like you’re the queen of the app and I’m just a peasant.
'I don’t send', but you sent me a cat meme 5 minutes ago.
'I don’t send', but your profile pic is a half-naked guy in a pool.
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A person who says they don’t send nudes, but they’re just scared of getting caught.
'I don’t send', like you’re hiding from the police.
'I don’t send', but you sent me a selfie 3 hours ago.
'I don’t send', but your bio says ‘loves sending nudes’.
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Someone who pretends to be high class by saying they don’t send nudes, but they’re just lazy.
'I don’t send', like you’re too busy being a king.
'I don’t send', but you sent me a random text at 2 AM.
'I don’t send', but you sent me a picture of your cat wearing a crown.
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A person who says they don’t send nudes, but they’re just trying to look cool.
'I don’t send', like you’re a rockstar and I’m just a fan.
'I don’t send', but you sent me a filter that makes you look like a superhero.
'I don’t send', but you sent me a video of you dancing in a bathroom.
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A person who says they don’t send nudes, but they’re just trying to avoid getting rejected.
'I don’t send', like you’re a superhero and I’m just a sidekick.
'I don’t send', but you sent me a message 10 times yesterday.
'I don’t send', but your bio says ‘open to sending’.
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A person who says they don’t send nudes, but they’re just trying to be mysterious.
'I don’t send', like you’re a secret agent.
'I don’t send', but you sent me a text that says ‘I miss you’.
'I don’t send', but you sent me a video of you eating pizza at 3 AM.
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