I don't see why not?

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‘I don’t see why not?’ is what your dad says when you ask for a new Xbox and he’s already maxed out on credit cards.
‘I don’t see why not?’ he says, even though his pants are now a size too small.
‘I don’t see why not?’ he yells as he texts the bank to borrow more money.
‘I don’t see why not?’ he says, even though he just got a bill for a new tattoo.
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‘I don’t see why not?’ is a lie told by parents who are too broke to admit they can’t afford the thing you want.
‘I don’t see why not?’ my mom said, even though she had to borrow money from her brother.
‘I don’t see why not?’ my dad said, even though he just got a speeding ticket.
‘I don’t see why not?’ my mom said, even though she had to sell her hair to afford it.
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‘I don’t see why not?’ is what a parent says when they’re too embarrassed to tell you the truth.
‘I don’t see why not?’ my dad said, even though he got a job at a gas station.
‘I don’t see why not?’ my mom said, even though she was still paying off her student loans.
‘I don’t see why not?’ my dad said, even though he was in a fight with the bank.
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