I don't really get paid enough to care

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A lazy person who doesn't bother to do their job right because they're getting paid like a broke kid on a Saturday.

I show up late, leave early, and mess up reports just to make my boss cry.

I take 10 minutes to answer a simple question because I'm too tired to care.

I pretend to work while watching cat videos on my phone.

Someone who doesn't care about their job because they're getting paid less than a pizza delivery guy.

I sleep through meetings and eat my lunch at my desk like it's a crime.

I send emails with typos and call my boss 'chief' just for fun.

I argue with the printer like it's my ex.

A person who thinks their job is too hard for the money they get, so they do it half-assed.

I barely show up and take forever to do my work like it's a marathon.

I complain about everything but still don't do my job right.

I spend more time on the break room snacks than on my actual work.

A person who doesn’t bother to do their job because they're getting paid like a kid who failed math.

I show up, say hi, and leave before anyone notices I was there.

I do my job in the slowest way possible like it's a game.

I argue with my computer like it's my enemy.

Someone who doesn’t care about their job because they get paid less than a dog who gets walked twice a day.

I mess up everything on purpose just to make my boss mad.

I take way too long to do simple tasks because I'm too lazy.

I pretend to work but am actually just counting the minutes until lunch.