i don't really care

You said my essay was the worst ever. I said, 'Okay, whatever.'

Your dog pooped on my shoe. I just said, 'Whatever.'

You broke my phone. I said, 'I don’t even have time to be mad.'

You texted me 10 times. I said, 'I’m busy with my life.'

You called me at 2 a. m. I said, 'I’m not even awake.'

You asked me to help you. I said, 'I’m doing my own thing.'

You messed up my lunch. I said, 'Whatever. I’m too tired to care.'

You said I was ugly. I said, 'I’m too tired to argue.'

You forgot my birthday. I said, 'I’m just too tired to be mad.'

You kept interrupting me. I said, 'I’ve got more important things to do.'

You asked me a question 5 times. I said, 'I’m not answering you.'

You kept talking in class. I said, 'I’m just doing my work.'

You asked me how my day was. I said, 'It was fine.'

You said I was the worst. I said, 'Whatever.'

You asked me to help you. I said, 'Nope.'

You broke up with me. I said, 'Whatever. I’m too lazy to care.'

You said you didn’t like me. I said, 'Okay, fine.'

You ignored me. I said, 'Whatever.'