Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I don't care if he's screaming in my ear and throwing popcorn at me. I'm still not listening.

He tried to tell me the ending of the movie before it started. I walked out.

His DMs were like a broken record. I blocked him.

He yelled at me during the game. I just kept eating my pizza.

2

He could talk until his tongue fell out and I'd still be like, 'Whatever.'

He texted me 20 times about his cat. I turned off my phone.

He tried to explain his life story during lunch. I left.

He kept interrupting my stream. I muted him.

3

I don't care what he says. He could be the president and I'd still be like, 'Nope.'

He told me the president was lying. I said, 'So what?'

He tried to convince me to vote for him. I said, 'I don't even know who you are.'

He yelled at me during the debate. I just kept eating my burger.

4

He could be my best friend and I'd still tell him to shut up.

He called me 10 times in a row. I told him to stop.

He came over to my house to tell me about his day. I told him to leave.

He kept texting me during my nap. I told him to go away.

5

I don't care if he's talking to me or about me. I'm still not paying attention.

He was talking about me to my friends. I just kept eating my snack.

He sent me a message about my friend. I ignored him.

He told my teacher about me. I just kept drawing.

6

He could be my mom and I'd still tell him to be quiet.

My mom tried to tell me to do my homework. I said, 'No way.'

My mom called me during my game. I told her to leave me alone.

My mom sent me a message about my brother. I told her to stop.