I don't play for keeps

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You don’t want to tie the knot with someone because you don’t need their junk.

You’re dating me, but I’m not moving in. You’re just a side dish.

I’m with you for fun, not forever. You’re my snack, not my meal.

I don’t need you to be my partner. I need you to be my punchline.

You’re only with someone because you don’t want to be stuck with them forever.

You’re dating me, but I’m not your forever. I’m your today.

I’m with you now, but I’m not your future. I’m your distraction.

You’re my crush, not my husband. I’m not ready to get married to your bad habits.

You don’t want to be stuck with someone, because you’re not that desperate.

I’m not dating you for the long haul. I’m dating you for the short laughs.

You’re cute, but I’m not going to stay with you just because I’m bored.

I’m not your backup plan. I’m your current plan.

You don’t want to be tied down because you're too lazy to deal with someone.

I’m not going to commit. I’m too tired for that.

You’re nice, but I don’t want to work at this relationship.

I’m not your full-time gig. I’m your part-time fling.

You’re only with someone because you don’t want to be alone, but you don’t want to be stuck.

I’m with you because I don’t want to be alone, but I don’t want to be trapped.

You’re my temporary escape, not my permanent problem.

I’m not your forever friend. I’m your now friend.

You don’t want to be stuck with someone because you’re not that into them.

I’m not into you enough to settle down.

You’re cute, but I’m not going to be your prisoner.

I’m not your forever. I’m your maybe.