I don't not like it

You like it, but you’re too lazy to admit it and too scared to be called out on it.

You're trying to be cool, but Harry thinks you're a fraud and won't let you buy his fanciest car.

You're trying to be tough, but you're still a guy who loves women and hates all men.

You're pretending to be serious, but you're not sure what it means and just say it because it sounds cool.

You're not hungry, but you're still going to eat everything after everyone else is done.

You hate it so much that you’re willing to kill people to make a point.

You're either a mass murderer or a rockstar who wants to be remembered forever.